I was at a bar called S-N-M having drinks with my Ex Kay and she told me that her coworker Jay was dating a girl named Elle that had a friend named Dee that named her baby Zee.
“Why would a person name their child after a letter of the alphabet?” she asked and I just stared at her.
“Are You listening?” she continued but I just downed my Long Island iced Tea and told her I had to See a man about a horse.
When I got to the men’s bathroom there was a short Queue: a bro in a deep V-neck T-shirt that looked like he was on E and a skinny chick with an Eye patch that looked like she was on H. They were making out like A-holes.
“I’m gonna Eff you so hard, Bea,” the bro told the heroin chic girl. “I wish I could Double You right now and make it a threesome.” Oh brother.
When the toilet opened up, they both rushed in and started thrashing around in there. I couldn’t wait so I made for the women’s bathroom but it was occupied by some other couple that sounded like they were also engaged in wild monkey sex. I knocked on the door and a male voice shouted, “This is an A and B conversation so C your way out of it before D climbs off of E and comes out there to F you up, G!”
“Gee whiz,” I grumbled. “Doesn’t anybody Pee anymore?
Can you find all of the hidden ABCs? Highlight your answers and then GFY. Good luck!