SAYERS/PLAYERS:
Jojo Mojo – cool fool, mellow fellow
Rosa Sosa – sexy Mexi
Big Wig – fat cat
Suzy Floozy – dirty-birdy
Greasy CeCe – bag-hag
Nay-Nay – pro ho’
Deez Freese – hooker booker
Lulu Ulu – po-po
NOHO – JUNE – NOON
Jojo Mojo, Rosa Sosa, street-greet.
JM: Hola, chola!
RS: ¡Que pasa mi raza!
(*KISS*KISS*)
JM: Miss this.
RS: Same same. Payday, honey bunny?
JM: Now, now, nosy-rosy.
RS: Vamos, Ramos! Sunday-fun-day?
JM: ¿Domínguez? ¡No chingues!
RS: C’mon, c’mon. Din-din. Fancy schmancy.
JM: Chill pill.
RS: FrouFrou, downtown. Hoighty-toighty. Hob nob.
JM: No go. Snob job. Let’s get Tex-Mex.
RS: Nel, pastel. Surf n turf.
JM: Paco’s Tacos. Machos nachos.
RS: Fish dish, sweet meat.
JM: Roach coach, street meat!
RS: Pier n steer!
JM: Pub grub!
RS: Reef n beef! Wine n dine!
JM: Fine, fine… hanky panky?
RS: Maybe, baby.
JM: Okey-dokey.
RS: Woohoo! Laughter after? Groovy movie?
JM: Movie schmovie.
RS: Chick flick. Girly-girly.
JM: No, no, creature feature.
RS: Rom-com! Lovey-dovey!
JM: Sci-fi. Action Jackson!
RS: Smooch-smooch, kissy-kissy!
JM: Fine, fine, prissy missy… spanky-spanky hanky panky?
RS: Maybe, baby.
JM: Okey-dokey.
FROUFROU – DOWNTOWN – PRIME TIME
Hurly-burly hot spot. Chichi, artsy-fartsy.
Jojo – Near beer, sip sip. Chip dip. “Starvin’ Marvin.”
Rosa Sosa – Mai Tai, tartare, mahi-mahi, couscous fufu, wonton hodgepodge, tutti frutti fro-yo. “Nom-nom! Yummy yummy!”
Enter CENTER: Big Wig, grandstand. Bling-bling, jet set, lardy-dardy, best dressed.
RS: (arsy-varsy) Hubba-hubba.
JM: Oh no. Mayday.
RS: Yoo-hoo, white knight!
BW: ‘Sup ‘sup, dama mama?
RS: Notta lotta, papa baba.
BW: Gotta dada?
RS: Nada. Solo.
BW: YOLO. Let’s jet. Airfare. Bora Bora vacay.
RS: KK.
BW: Booze cruise, major rager. Party hardy, booger sugar.
RS: Toot-toot? Woop woop! Ta-ta, JoJo!
JM: Ta-ta?
RS: Right, right. Bye-bye, night-night!
BW: Later, gator. ¿Comprendes, Mendes?
JM: Eff you, nephew.
Cock block!
JoJo shit-fit, nitwit blame game:
gold-miner-forty-niner Rosa Sosa + uber goober Jojo ÷ funny money hot shot = zero-zero hanky-panky
JOJO DOJO – SHITTY CITY – 10:10
Pale Ale, chugalug, buzzy-wuzzy.
Dumdum boob-tube humdrum: chalk talk mumbo-jumbo (click click)… nerd herd geek speak (click click)… “Blah blah, yada-yada”
Phone tone (text effects): gal pal Suzy Floozy*, Jojo**
*heyhey QT patootie
**yoyo minx lynx
*solo?
**tru – U?
*Oui oui (wink-wink nudge-nudge)
**??
*WEE WEE! tee hee
**haha – naughty-naughty
*w/out a doubt – horny porny!
**ditto kiddo
*U2? u hot 2 trot?
**all day err day
*sextex?
**fo sho, fo sho
*quick pic… ready freddy?
**ready betty – do it 2 it
*[CHI-CHI – NIP SLIP] see me? oopsy-woopsy! (.)
**hotsy-totsy!
*[TRUNK JUNK – TRAMP STAMP, WHALE TALE] my caboose on the loose! choo-choo!
**chulo culo!
*[TWAT SHOT – RING THING] vadge badge!
**HOLY MOLY!! (⊙⊙) FREAKY-DEAKY!!
*’pro quo: dick pic, boy toy!
**no way jose
*teenie weenie, peewee?
**nuh-uh
*nitty-gritty: teensy-weensy itsy-bitsy itty-bitty pee-pee committee?
**no, no – long dong
*show me homey!
**shy guy – i’m a grower not a shower
*namby-pamby
**real deal – hanky panky?
*spring fling? okey-dokey
**jokey-jokey?
*nuh-uh – hokey-pokey!
**when then? RN RN?
**totes m’goats – hotel/motel?
**mojo dojo – 11?
*o’course m’horse
**awesome possum
*XOXO
JOJO DOJO – 11:11
Jojo solo. Next text:
**status gladys?
(ghost post… cricket-cricket)
**knock-knock – ring-ring
(hocus pocus. ta-da! no show)
Clown town, analysis paralysis: phony baloney wild child x harum-scarum sextexts = bozo jojo – spring fling (summer bummer)
Quick fix: wacky tobacky. Maui wowie.
Solo rollo (loc smoke, sticky-icky)… toke-toke… loosey-goosey… snack attack!
7-11 – SOME SLUM – 12:12
Jojo, lot spot. Mars bars, Nutter Butter, Bon-Bons, Quick Pick.
Enter CENTER: Greasy Cece – ragtag bag-hag, urban turban, rinky-dinky mart cart
GC: Sweet treat!
JM: (sniff sniff) Stanky-wanky, funky monkey.
GC: Hobo, dodo.
JM: Pass gas willy-nilly?
GC: Nuh-uh. Gotta lotta caca-poopoo-doodoo.
JM: Jeez, Louise. Poca loca? Fifty-fifty?
GC: Cray, cray. Beaucoup cuckoo!
JM: Super duper. Shoo, shoo!
Enter CENTER: Nay-Nay, shady lady, heebie-jeebies
NN: Well, well, my, my. Solo dolo, fly guy?
JM: Loner stoner.
NN: Tsk-tsk, shame shame.
JM: True-true.
NN: Boo-hoo?
JM: So-so. Chick sick.
NN: There, there. I gotchoo, Machu. Late date, bee’s knees. Nice price. Somethin’ somethin’.
JM: Wait, wait, backtrack. Nice price?
NN: Cheapy-cheapy, lucky ducky. Boom boom, sucky-sucky.
JM: Pro ho’?
NN: Mmmhmm. Da-bomb.com. Low dough. Plan, stan?
JM: Leavin’, Steven.
NN: Wait, wait! Gang-bang! (CLAP CLAP) Dream team!
Enter CENTER: Four more, skeet fleet: Mimi (tie-dye mumu, fuddy-duddy), TeeTee (tutu, bow-wow, woof-woof, ugly-pugly), Fifi (redhead, roly-poly), Chocho Pocho (gender-bender beau-ho, he-she mister-sister)
JM: I’m out like trout.
(VROOM VROOM, HONK HONK)
Razzle dazzle shaggin’ wagon, lo-pro-lo-lo.
Enter CENTER: Deez Freese, pimp limp, zoot suit. Stranger danger.
DF: Yo, yo, boner-donor. No wham-bam, thank you, ma’am?
JM: Too cool for school.
DF: Tut-tut. Contraire, mon frère. You look, you took. Cheese, please.
JM: You crazy, foo-gazey.
DF: (stun gun, ill will) Money, sonny. Chop-chop.
JM: Whoa, whoa. Easy-peasy.
DF: Flash cash, mo-fo!
Greasy CeCe: (waylay, slo-mo, .44 peace-piece): Freeze, Freese!!
(Script flip: Greasy CeCe = Lulu Ulu: top cop, super trooper!)
DF: Fight night! Boogie-woogie!
Hells bells, helter-skelter, holus-bolus! POP! POP! – rantum-scantum, higgledy-piggledy – BANG! BANG! – pell-mell, hubble-bubble – POW! POW! – tohu-bohu, hugger-mugger!
Greasy Cece/Lulu Ulu (walkie-talkie): Limp pimp – shot, caught – Humpty Dumpty. Loner stoner beat a retreat.
CB: Lulu, Lulu! Rodger dodger.
JOJO DOJO – 01:01
TV: News crews, 7-11 hub-bub.
AMFM: Oingo Boingo (seek, seek)… Quiet Riot (seek, seek)…“Only Lonely”… hurdy gurdy… valid ballad, true blue…
Trinal Final: Jojo – Rosa Sosa – Suzy Floozy – ho’ show = beat meat (hanky-spanky) spank bank herky-jerky (goof-proof, handy-dandy)
JOJO DOJO – 02:02
Deep sleep. Win-win.
